If you ever wake up without a voice, have seven kids to tend to, four to homeschool, your husband is out of town, and your nearly three year old son decides to put lanolin in his hair in lieu of hair gel, take note.
Blue Dawn dish soap washes it out. It’ll take several tries, you’ll have the hair clipper out and ready to cut it all off down to the scalp, but you’ll decide to try again… and again… and soon enough it’ll be gone.
Your sanity might be gone with it though.
(But just to make you feel better, your other son might just hand you a note that says “I prayed you’d feel better. You are the best mom ever. But I only have one. Love, Sterling)