Something you never wish you heard: “Mmm, yum, boogies. I like boogies. Only, not squishy boogies, just the giant ones.” My stomach’s churning at the thought. Only fair that yours is too.
by Adrienne
by Adrienne
Something you never wish you heard: “Mmm, yum, boogies. I like boogies. Only, not squishy boogies, just the giant ones.” My stomach’s churning at the thought. Only fair that yours is too.
by Adrienne
Ruby brings me the bathroom garbage can. “Mom! Smell this! You have to.” Me: “I don’t want to smell a garbage can!” Ruby: “It smells like poop.” Me: “Then scrub it.” Ruby: “Eden, where’s the spray to make this smell better?” Perfect. I’ve taught them so well. Why scrub when you can simply mask the […]
by Adrienne
by Adrienne
My kitchen got a little more ordinary today. With a black fridge, a white stove, and a stainless steel dishwasher that had a personality all it’s own, my kitchen was the epitome of class. Which class, I’ll let you decide. When the stubbornness of the dishwasher won out and the game to see who could […]
by Adrienne
One, two, not three, but four. Four dresses, two days. One midnight, twenty-four pleats and eight ruffles finished in record (for me) time. Three opinionated girls, one opinionated but not on fabric choices, and one big brown button when the reason for those snaps on infant clothing became quite clear. Rippingly so. Two boys are […]
by Adrienne
Our dishwasher is complaining. It has been for a while. It runs great, cleans the dishes great, but it has buttons. Oft-pushed buttons. So now, when pushed, they typically ignore you all together. No go, not gonna do it. It’s become a game to see who can get the dishwasher to start. If we all […]
by Adrienne
by Adrienne
by Adrienne
by Adrienne