Blaine tells me I need to finish the wedgie story.
Ruby had complained of her panties bothering her, saying every time she readjusted, they defied gravity again. I told her they must be backwards.
She argued that they weren’t, the tag was not in the front. I checked, and said, “You’re right, they aren’t backwards. They’re sideways!”
“But I’m right mom. You’re wrong and I’m right.”
Compelling argument, Ruby girl. I’m not sure if that counts.
