Saturday, my mom and I took the two youngest girls shopping with us. The others were left to fend for themselves while Daddy worked around the yard. Apparently, they had themselves a little yard sale. I cam home to signs reading:
FOR SALE! 3 brown eggs
breakable but handy and yummy
$5.40 tax and tip
THANK YOU!
(We’ve been discussing tips lately. Apparently they are getting it – because that’s a really big price for three eggs, brown or not. Pretty sure they didn’t sell.)
Another sign read:
“This dog for sale! $70.36”
And in small print, at the bottom – because, while you have to teach the concept of a tip, small print is a given:
“Age: almost 1
Name: Brady
You might have to spank her often. When you call her name please say “Brady come.” She likes the van or she does not come.”
Since the dog is still here, no one must have wanted a disobedient dog either. Truth in advertising hurts.
Ha ha ha ha!!!