Dearest Ruby,
I am so glad you are enthused about washing out Charlotte’s messy diapers for me. But until you are old enough not to leave much of what you are washing out of the diapers on the toilet and it’s surrounding areas, you’re fired. I’m not one to turn down help – but you are causing more work than you’re eliminating and walking into the bathroom to that is more than I can handle.
I love you,
Momma