327. When needing to use the commode and deciding to be lazy and use the pasture, realizing the reason that boys can and girls can’t, not appreciating the feel of drip drying, raiding your father’s pickup for paper towels, and going on your merry way, remember this:
You must find a garbage for your drying materials. You may find this more work than simply coming inside to use the indoor plumbing we’ve been blessed with. I’m having a hard time seeing this as a bad thing.